All the random business still lingering on my desk...

Ice blocking adventures in the dark, excepting for you can't see!

My ninjastarthrowing brother.

Funtimes with the secrets of the phonebook... and bible study parties!!

Yay for the TREE!!!

ok so short hair is wierd but way fun. i like

I AM BLURRY.

driving is fun

ok so, this was like yet another crazily insane weekend! After breezing through my last lecture and class of the quarter i ran to pack in my room, went home, repacked, watched some movie of which i do not remember, thought about how i forgot to do that one thing, slept yet again, as is my nightly routine, woke up got on the roof, hung the lights, jumped off, threw ninja stars, almost died, waited for my ride, did the crossword, waited, they finally came, was stranded along with darnell at Taco Bello, listened to him and matt argue about shortcuts, called bethany, spent like forever wasting time and not getting ready, startng to get ready only to find out that yule was canceled, got ready anyhow and drove around looking and calling 411, finding out to my dismay that 411 is a scam, waiting by a mooses decapitated head, being part of 'the posse', getting more food than like no other, sitting on bethany's floor after walking across a fountain, talking about how we now had to go from looking totally glamourous to looking like straight up WT, looking like straight up WT and ice blockin, trying to get a good fall and failing, screaming at james' hitting the window at night, asking him for donuts and getting in trouble with the RA for laughing so loud, waking up early, seeing a massive fake tree, seeing a massive cinematorium, watchin little kids belt out carols, getting elecrtic schock with brian kelly alyssa mom and brotha, more sleep, going to visit bchs, having to leave cause i forgot my appointment, almost having to reschedule, having another lady cut my hair, FINALLY, looking somewhat like the singer ashlee simpson in the end, being told the hair dye will take awhile to fad dang it, going back to school, bible study party, here now!

And so I awake to the inumerous white particles all over my skin and throughout my hair. Checking first to make sure it wasn't my dreamlike state fooling me, or some kind of manna from heaven, I noticed that lamby the lamb's head was falling off. This is the autopsy picture for public view.

Ok so, this is the first 'Melissa' to exist who according to greek mythology took care of Zeus before getting turned into a honeybee. Isn't that nice, I am named after a bug.

Melissa... Now appearing on facebook.

Harp playage, excepting for you cant see.

As the 127 thousand cars behind me are honking, i take a picture of what i think is a red light...

Keri & Kayla!

Happy 1000th picture taken with my camera, as I am in my mirrors...

yay for driving, and staring contests with pedestrians!!!!

husking corn = fun for the whole family!!

the spread.

My mom cooks like a motha'

Here I am trapped in several seconds of stepfordwife psuedobliss. Thanks Kayla for showing up right in time!

My Bible Study tonight!!!

These are the pooping animals that we bought at albertsons on the night of insanity. You wind them up or press them and the pop out brown colored jellybeans and candy. It sure is nice to be this mature.

CORBIN!!!

Kite flyin by the dorms, the adventures of my life.

hannah and me aleviating our middle of the night boredom! Night Vision is crazzzzzzy

Me & Corbin the Kite! Note how incredibly tight amber's camera takes night vision pics.

yay for football games! thanks to the snack selling swimmer who i told to swim faster for taking this photo for us.

The never ending line to see Dat Phan...........

Apparently this is the new method of communication, yay for easy changeable desktop wallpaper. Oh and we're going at 8.

yay! tonight will be fun and a half, 150% fun! The winner of Last Comic standing is coming to Cal Poly and is performing tonight! Yayness of the DAY. I hope all of you out there can find a happiness in your life as well. and i am still waiting for the reindeer pictures so you will just have to wait, speaking of christmasesque things, there was an ad in the cal poly newspaper today from the city saying that they were looking for people to be santa and his elves in the park for christmas hahahaha that would be so fun. excepting for i will be gonne, and i think the elves should probably be more midget like than myself otherwise the already incorrect and unbiblically sound christmas scene would lose all credibility. wow, if that all makes sense then kudos.

ok, so today was cheery, but last night WHAT IN THE? I was walking to vista grande when i saw a kitty, keep in mind it was night and waaaaaaaaaaay foggy for whatever reason, anyways, i looked at what i assumed was a feline and stared straight into the eyes of quite possibly the ugliest most terrifying creature i have ever seen, it was a rabid looking opossom. soooo gross and only like ten feet away, with that lovely mental image in the cache of my head, i have yet to again walk through the bushes as a shortcut to my classes. the end, oh yeah and hannah pushed me into a tree and i pushed her into a bush, which i walked by today to find to be quite prickly, sorry!! hahaha but I'd do it again!

A rotting mospuito smashed on our celing, complements of Annette.

For all the curious inquirers, this weekend entailed feeding people the food we spent an eternity in preparing, after crying over onions, fishing for food with big spoons, skimming ads of those in want of 'fertlie' women, staying up late with jittery caffine highs, confusing people at cal bapt, sleeping in way past a normal healthy hour, freeeekin out over midterms which were easy, talking about pornography, thinking about but never acting upon the fun that comes with jumping in a big pile of leaves, going to the football game, in which the funniest words that will ever escape my mouth were heard, laughing at the mid life crisis men that wanted amber to zoooooom zoom in on the screen, making jello con hannah or hannah if you spell it backwards,watching the others and being scared, walking out past the cows once annette and ruthie ran away and hid, finally someone was smart enough to find ice blocks, smacking into amber so hard our dreams switched heads, making lee ice block for the first time, getting in trouble by the RA's cause apparently ice blocking is illegal on campus, waking up at 2pm with everyone else, eating panda express and finding out that 'adventure awaits me', running around albertson's and having cardiac arrest from laughter, buying animals that come fully equipped to poo out candy and corbin the kite, being confused for drunks while flying him, helping in a police investigation, well we never actually saw any burly guys, missing the bus twice, getting to church late, brunch, eating in my lap, going to swing dance lessons and having to lead for lack of fellows, being asked to dance and trying to lead, watching hannah and Mr. T, eating yet again, cause thats alllllll we do here, CELEBRATION, leonade and cookies, the end!

Yay for ice blocking! This is before the RA's catch us.

and Hannah eats it again!

Annette and Joe about to get some nice grass stains.

WOW. it's like being outside and inside all at the same time!

My lovely visual aid for my porn speech. Wait till the teacher sees this trancparency on the screen! hahaha

-if you can figure out what this means I will give you ten dollars...oh the mystery of it all-

I will do my best to explain the pictures that you witness below. These life size dioramas appeared this morining in the middle of the plaza at campus. Odd displays are not uncommon on campus, but this one was unique. I was disturbed at first, but then we laughed. I'm not sure what group put this up, but I do know it will make people think. The first picture is an Easter Bunny on the cross,(a large cartoon drawing of Jesus laying an egg was nearby, but it was just wrong and didn't make my final cut), the lower image is the regularly seen nativity, but with santa in the manger. The sign in the manger reads "Unto us Santa is born. Consumerism 3:16".

hmmmm... if you rearrange the letters in santa you get satan. nice.

Hoppy Easter.

Alovely display on campus. What is your opinion?

KIRSTIN!! and me.

King David & Queen Christine

Emily and myself at homecoming. Now I can officially be old and mature.

I guess Diablo doesn't look so yellow today. Must be the rain.

Today I study

What a shame, this entry now breaks the perfevt number of 84 entries on this site, this one being the 85th. But alas, My camera has had one to many trips to the beach, and so the sand content inside is directly interfering woth the actual working camera content on the inside of the digital business. CRETEAN. No matter, I did however, I think, maybe, quite possibly find that one kid from like elementary school that I supposedly made fruity or so they say. Yep, I probably did. Anywhos, thats all the remarkableness of the day.

Parasailing in Cancun

Your sandy hair floats in the air... To me it's like a lullaby... I'm just flying by... Oh so high... like a kite...

And here I am again about to go flying off the boat.

Complements of Kayla Phelps!!

You should all check this out! As well as the rest of thr door magazine!http://www.thedoormagazine.com/archives/sbcwomen.html

Alrighty then kidsys. The next slew of pictures is from my visit home this weekend or that I found on my home computer, so thats why it wont make sense!

Here's Matt practicing for senior pics!!!

My brotha' and Nate!

Once upon a time in Mexico, on the mission trippy.