So there I was minding my own business. So peaceful I wouldn't hurt a fly. Until....

What! The freakin fly is back?

Idiot fly what the flip were you thinking. Your mom couldn't go to college! Ok so apparently the situation calls for more than sarcasm, that's right, checkbook swacking action!

Waiting for the presice moment of attack.

After the decisive strike!

I win.haha

Yep, fly guts.

Back at the bonfire!

SEE. I study.

I am so obsessive compulsive, look what i did without paying attention to a small super bouncy ball

My new magnet

Good Morning Class! I just want you all to know how cool and incredibly tight my computer is. Well last night, after I joined the Napoleon Dynamite Fan Club, I set my computer to play sound clips from the movie instead of making the default noises. I am so classy! Any how, if any of yall want to send me a tangible form of greeting or thanks, I am putting my mailbox address on this mess.
Melissa Thiede
Diablo 011, Building 101
Cal Poly
1 Grand Avenue
San Luis Obispo, Ca 93410-1100

Todays attempt at thinking...

my totally adorable new sweater, I got it at a thrift store that sells clothes from napoleon dynamite and stuff

Here's some pictures from Pastor Javier's wedding! So cute!

Cutting the cake!!

This is how enchanting I look every morning when I wake up!!

This was today's attempt at thinking.

I just want Kayla to know that her phone is spanish, and that I wore the pink headband while I did my laundry yesterday morning. And a pretty good job I did too!

In case any of you forgot what I look like when I am really confused....

This is a picture of a picture taken of my WOW group!

I wanted you all to see how awesomely ravashing I look in my new lab saftey goggles. If this won't attract the fellas, I don't know what will!

The infamous bonfire.

Napoleon Dynamite in SLO!!!

Hello ERIC!! here i am iming ya!

Here is the "college trial box" (for her) that I recieved during the distrubution. Note the innocent face of Sponge Bob Square pants smiling back at me. Nothing of anything less than the most noble virtue could be inside this box now could it? Not so!

THe lovely contents of my college trial box. Note the uesful practicality of the top ramen, shampoo samples and AOL service hours. Then of course we have the birthcontrol, both patch and pill, and the ever popular trojan condom. Well I think I have officially gotten in with the college scene now.

Heres my wow group at bubble gum alley

By the way, Kayla asked me why the title on this page is lacking an apostrophe, one of these ( ' ) for th layperson. I would like it to be known that by leaving out imparative puntuation, i am rebelling against 'the man'.

Hey kids!!! Now that I am all moved into Cal Poly, I have provided a montage of pictoral pictures for your viewing pleasure, the next three were taken in my dorm today. Enjoy.

This is my snazzy corner!!!

Here's a picture of which i have entitled "Melissa's messy bed"

Here i am in my dorm room!!!