Ok, who got my counter to this number?

Okay so If I fail my midterms, because I wrote this instead of studying, please send your concerns and snide remarks to Parker.

In light of recent feedback from the captious screeners of this lovely site if mine, I find it necessary to now now chronicle the more cruel and capricious moments of my life where in I may be demoralizing an individual or giving someone a rather large piece of my mind.

So to begin this venture into the world of my own hilarity, let us go back to last night:
For some reason I had the garish urge to get all dolled up for my study group that night, so I walked out of my room looking like the eptiome of someone bent on getting their MRS degree. (which really was a stupid idea, since I had to climb 4 flights of stairs in my heels once I got to the library) Before meeting my group I was planning on studying on my own,(mostly so I would look smart while we were studying, so I guess I was studying for studying) at a side table by a labyrinth of bookshelves. As I was walking around the nearly empty library, I thought to myself sarcastically, 'I bet this is a good place to pick up on smart people'. Well I guess I wasn't the only one who had the idea...
I saw my friend run by, so I then yelled her name, but she didnt hear, which was wierd because the library was annoyingly quiet. Well then like a minute later one of the librarian aid guys came over to me sitting all by myself and was like,
"I'm sorry, but was she one the phone?"
Me: Ummmmm, what?
Librarian Guy: Oh I just wanted to see.
Me: Oh, no I was just going to ask her where we are studying (as I am waiting to be asked to leave for yelling)
L: I see, I see.
M: Yep. (Turning back around to study)
L:(who is now right behind me) I was just so glad to finally see the sun come out today! Weren't you?
M: Was I ever.
L: I mean its just been gloomy clouds here, rain there, no sun at all.
M: I guess. (what do I have a lame guy magnet in my pocket or something?)
*insert 5 minutes of his weather talk alone*
L: I'll bet you'll *eyebrow emphasis like a stupid boy* be glad when spring is here, won't ya?
M: Overjoyed. (this is the point where I pictured him more as a dog, and envisioned myself throwing something for him to chase and running away in the opposite direction, as is my mental picture of choice whenever conversing with stupid boys)
L: I really like your shoes.
M: What!?
L: Your shoes, there very nice.
M: Well, uh...(at this point I realized he is not wearing any shoes, which was odd cause he was dressed nice)
L: There like, dressy. Dressy dress shoes.
M: Yes, well...
L: And boy do they go great with your outfit.
M: oh, ok.. (so this would be an ideal time for the rapture)
L: It's like you got the whole white thing going on, with your clothes and all. Looks good.
M: That was the plan from the beginning, the whole, 'good' angle.
L: K well, I just wanted you to know, Byebye.

So I don't even know what that was, and I know that didn't sound very mean, but it gets there. For I was retelling this blessed event to my study group, and making fun of the guy who unbeknownst to me was standing like 10 feet away. So that would be 2 hearts chrushed this week, so left to go!!!

I would have to say my favorite feature of this picture is the remarkable Star Trek calendar.

So we are mid-production with our superhero motion picture. I spent a good deal of the afternoon running around on the hillside and cracking jokes in the rain and twirling around in my purple dress. What a lovely conclusion to quite possibly the most stressful weekend of my life.

So after some guy came up to my friends and I at Bali's yogurt, and proceeded to say he was from out of town and looking for some people, i.e. girls, to hang out with, and later admitted he was from Cuesta, he tried to pick up on Jesse to no avail and then turned to me once he learned my name:

Dumb Guy: So, Melissa, did you know that the distance for here to here is the same as the distance from here to here? *places arm around my shoulders*
Me: *pushin the freak away* Hey did you know that's the first time anyones ever tried a cheesy pick up line on me?
DG: Oh ya, thats what I was doing, pick up lines, yep, so um...
M: We would look cute on a wedding cake together!
DG: Wha.. Really!?
M: NO you idiot. What, you think I'm serious?
DG: Ok well how about I call you when my friends and I find some fun to be had.
M: By fun you mean...
DG: Oh good wholesome fun.
M: Whatever, I'm jailbait anyway, you don't want to get mixed up with a girl like me, I could get you into a lot of trouble.
DG: So how about your phone number?
M: Sorry, my roomate just threw our phone away, and I lost my cell phone too, oh and I am not lying just so you won't call me.
DG:So how about a hug then??
M:Don't touch me.

He ended up leaving soon after....

And from there the conversation just gets stupider!!!!!!!!

I'm still coloring at 17, and the little mermaid none the less.... oh my.

Here's a little something for my special someone...

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet
and so are you.

But the roses are wilting,
the violets are dead,
the sugar bowls empty,
just like your head.

...you know who you are.

Someone thinks I'm special...

I do have a rather nice view.

In honor of Valentines Day, My tribute to pink...

My under-constuction superhero helmet!

The only beer I drink here

Daughters of the King.

Me & Erica about to try and drive through Mardi Gras chaos...

Of course, this is the one I get.

Campus Crusade!!!

I must say: true that shakespeare.


"I have no other but a womans reason:
I think him so, because I think him so."

"When we are born we cry,
that we have come to this great stage of fools."

"I must be cruel only to be kind;
Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind."

"Friendship is constant in all other things
Save in the office and affairs of love:
Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues;
Let every eye negotiate for itself
And trust no agent."

Contrary to popular belief, I do have a life.

Napoleon Dynamite!!!!!

Swell.

Avila!!!

Welcome to the next twenty minutes of my life!

Scary

Lab buddies lookin at the seals, after our one kilometer walk back on the pier!

School is so hard at the beach. Poor me!

Yay for the seals at Avila!!

The joys of kelp.

Under the pier.

Three cheers for slides of male fucus conceptacles!!!