Hey kids!
Here's my entries from the past week from melissa the very girl herself who is of course both too lazy and too busy to post them on the actual day but whatev!

May 24,2004
Well my attempts at reading a million books this summer is slowly falling victim to the much greater demand of my oh so cluttered room at the moment. I am currently trying to go through at least three major anatomy books and eight novels or something like that. Oh the eyerollingness of my life. But oh well it'll all work out. Let's see, what other items can I disclose that are currently hounding me today? Oh yes. Choir tour. Won't that be a joyous occasion. Now that I am sort of the student leader for that, oh great don't we have a meeting or something. ok nevermind. Whoa jump outta that thought process. Tonight is the ever infamous eagle award ceremony of fun. It is going to be in our graduation tent that is never going to actually fit all of us anyways, but oh well maybe I'll walk away with some shiny door prizes. THis mouse here is quite tight. tap tappy tap gose the pointer, except for now its annoying because I'm typing. Of course today is monday so I'll be reading to Ruby, and then I'll have to find someone else who can read to her. Maybe I can talk Matt into it. We will see. That's all for now kids byebye.

May 23, 2004
Oh yeay. im gettin myself a tan here in the backyardero. wow i now am 17 years and two months old woohoo! and my lovely poison oak development is itching like no other. which is lovley result number two from my escapade at the caves this weekend. lobley result number one is of course and alwys will be the nice little scars that i am now sprting on my shin. funtimes.am i pressing the comma or what? catch phrases of the week are the following. i gave you the dots, you connect them" and of course the everendearing oh wait nevermind i can't oh i forgot number two. nevamind. again hear i am listening to my supachic cd of the day. anywho today was sunday and as always i went to church. that was wonderful. may i say. owwwwwwwwwwwwwww. sorry now that ANTS are crawling all over me everypart of my body that wasnt alreday prevoiulsy inflicted with the oh so painful poison oak jubilee is now a harvesting ground for my new crawling creature friends. i promise i'll eventually get around to using correct punctuation eventually but really where would the fun be in that. I really should install the internet on this laptop o mine but then i would lose any and all respecvt fro the ever growing procrastinatory side of myself haha. i wonder if i'll actullay log tis business or if i'll just froget and go find myself something productive to do.
wow this was a quick idea TRANSFER FROM ACTUAL INTELLECTYAL DEEP THOUGTS AS WAS MY ORI. so sorry i just now looked at the screen and saw the eyesore like cap lock was on for like the past hour . thatsbecause i have to look at the keys when i am typipng otherwise real bad things happen and my typoing begins to look like that of a madman. great now the dogs next door are tring to bust throught the fence and here am i in my sweimsiut yipee hold on let me go save the day. ok nevermind my dog came back in one piece. yay. wow ugliness. i just saw how my typing vtheory has been proven wrong by the word typing itself. which is in itself proposterous. oh how i wish i had spell check but alas i do not. anyhow i trieds to talk about sunday school but my train of thought derailed. it'll come back to me okiday byebye kids .

May 22, 2004
So on this happy happy day of joy.haha. Kayla and i have successfully filled our day with both manual labor and waisting gasoline yet again. and here we are yet again at the end of the day freaking out.

May 20 2004!!!
as i sit here on my bed listening to super chick i am starting this lovely lite log of my life. Oh the discrepancy. well college is in a few months, 3.5 to be exact and im just kind of living in denial its great. woopdee. I think i have to take matt to chris' party in like four seconds so this could be brief but then again hes probably going to spend ten more minutes fixing his hair. after all there will be girls there. haha. anyhow this is the only semi worthwhile thing i cann find to do with this laptop o mine. this is weird. may i say. so today this morning after my lovely melting of the wax with my funfun iron the church is now quite candle wax free. and now i do not have to stress about getting sued by Jesus or something. that or the southern baptist convention for the results of a freak souled out/candle incident. woohah. what are these random yelps of mine, is it not a relief that i don't speak ilike this in real life. man i sure hope everbody else realizes that you either say "isn't it" or "is it not" instead of saying "is not it?" which is the actual interperetation of "isn't it?"