I thought I would bless you all with the knowledge that some of my dear friends and people i don't really know have imparted to me.

Behind every man is a better woman.
-Toni Whiteside(from Kayla's Bible)

All bald men are related.
-My Biology Professor

Opinions are like buttholes, everybody has them and they all stink.
-My new tightest buddy Hannah

Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.
-My despair calendar

Good things come to those who lie in wait.
-The inner recesses of my mind

Is this whole movie going to be in subtitles?
-One of my friends watching "Bourne Identity"

Im sure that most of you feel misrepresented here, well then I've done my job. Hahaha. Just playing. Also if you reading this feel left out because you were not quoted, its because you are neither funny nor clever. Again someone really needs to invent a sarcastic font for me!