Okay so If I fail my midterms, because I wrote this instead of studying, please send your concerns and snide remarks to Parker.

In light of recent feedback from the captious screeners of this lovely site if mine, I find it necessary to now now chronicle the more cruel and capricious moments of my life where in I may be demoralizing an individual or giving someone a rather large piece of my mind.

So to begin this venture into the world of my own hilarity, let us go back to last night:
For some reason I had the garish urge to get all dolled up for my study group that night, so I walked out of my room looking like the eptiome of someone bent on getting their MRS degree. (which really was a stupid idea, since I had to climb 4 flights of stairs in my heels once I got to the library) Before meeting my group I was planning on studying on my own,(mostly so I would look smart while we were studying, so I guess I was studying for studying) at a side table by a labyrinth of bookshelves. As I was walking around the nearly empty library, I thought to myself sarcastically, 'I bet this is a good place to pick up on smart people'. Well I guess I wasn't the only one who had the idea...
I saw my friend run by, so I then yelled her name, but she didnt hear, which was wierd because the library was annoyingly quiet. Well then like a minute later one of the librarian aid guys came over to me sitting all by myself and was like,
"I'm sorry, but was she one the phone?"
Me: Ummmmm, what?
Librarian Guy: Oh I just wanted to see.
Me: Oh, no I was just going to ask her where we are studying (as I am waiting to be asked to leave for yelling)
L: I see, I see.
M: Yep. (Turning back around to study)
L:(who is now right behind me) I was just so glad to finally see the sun come out today! Weren't you?
M: Was I ever.
L: I mean its just been gloomy clouds here, rain there, no sun at all.
M: I guess. (what do I have a lame guy magnet in my pocket or something?)
*insert 5 minutes of his weather talk alone*
L: I'll bet you'll *eyebrow emphasis like a stupid boy* be glad when spring is here, won't ya?
M: Overjoyed. (this is the point where I pictured him more as a dog, and envisioned myself throwing something for him to chase and running away in the opposite direction, as is my mental picture of choice whenever conversing with stupid boys)
L: I really like your shoes.
M: What!?
L: Your shoes, there very nice.
M: Well, uh...(at this point I realized he is not wearing any shoes, which was odd cause he was dressed nice)
L: There like, dressy. Dressy dress shoes.
M: Yes, well...
L: And boy do they go great with your outfit.
M: oh, ok.. (so this would be an ideal time for the rapture)
L: It's like you got the whole white thing going on, with your clothes and all. Looks good.
M: That was the plan from the beginning, the whole, 'good' angle.
L: K well, I just wanted you to know, Byebye.

So I don't even know what that was, and I know that didn't sound very mean, but it gets there. For I was retelling this blessed event to my study group, and making fun of the guy who unbeknownst to me was standing like 10 feet away. So that would be 2 hearts chrushed this week, so left to go!!!