So after some guy came up to my friends and I at Bali's yogurt, and proceeded to say he was from out of town and looking for some people, i.e. girls, to hang out with, and later admitted he was from Cuesta, he tried to pick up on Jesse to no avail and then turned to me once he learned my name:

Dumb Guy: So, Melissa, did you know that the distance for here to here is the same as the distance from here to here? *places arm around my shoulders*
Me: *pushin the freak away* Hey did you know that's the first time anyones ever tried a cheesy pick up line on me?
DG: Oh ya, thats what I was doing, pick up lines, yep, so um...
M: We would look cute on a wedding cake together!
DG: Wha.. Really!?
M: NO you idiot. What, you think I'm serious?
DG: Ok well how about I call you when my friends and I find some fun to be had.
M: By fun you mean...
DG: Oh good wholesome fun.
M: Whatever, I'm jailbait anyway, you don't want to get mixed up with a girl like me, I could get you into a lot of trouble.
DG: So how about your phone number?
M: Sorry, my roomate just threw our phone away, and I lost my cell phone too, oh and I am not lying just so you won't call me.
DG:So how about a hug then??
M:Don't touch me.

He ended up leaving soon after....

And from there the conversation just gets stupider!!!!!!!!